Once again the awarding of the Nobel Prize in Physics has passed I have been snubbed again. It goes without saying that I deeply hurt… AGAIN. Some of you may know that the prize went to three fellows studying the topological phase transitions of matter. To which I say “Big Deal”. That’s seventh grade maybe senior year high school physics at best and pales in comparison to my own work. I will try to explain my “breakthrough” theory as simply as possible but to fully appreciate it you would need at least three phds a masters and a certificate from the local community college. Leaving those aside, it goes like this. The acceleration of the expansion universe is caused by a substance called “Dark Chocolate”. The scientific name is The Lindt / Ghirardelli De-Emulsification. I know, right. You’re thinking how do the phases of matter compare to this? Well I don’t think it’s ground breaking but clearly the Nobel Jury thought so. This is the second time I’ve been over looked. The first was for that stupid particle. Like that was important. So there is nothing for me to do but choke on my own rage and give up advanced theoretical physics and stick to prop making as a hobby.
I was very bored today a work. Patching and sanding countless pieces of oak trim takes it’s toll