Well, this is all rather shy-making. @kertratz, you are devious as ever.
I woke up to this surprise today:
Apparently @kertratz, @EWilliams, and @Eric_Ardros were conspiring with my family to arrange the best pile of birthday presents I've truly ever gotten. I will not complain.
Thanks so much to everyone for the very sweet messages above. You folks are all awesome.